He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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