My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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