My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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