no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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