this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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