I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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