No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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