Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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