She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
