the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you win again, gameday.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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