so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
