scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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