There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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