This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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