what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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