well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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