Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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