marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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