i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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