My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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