Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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