Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
In other news, I just burned my penis
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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