Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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