Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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