Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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