I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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