we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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