oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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