getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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