Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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