All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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