I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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