your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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