I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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