Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My breasts were aching with rage.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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