no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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