WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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