I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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