Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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