Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
FUCK WHALES
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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