The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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