Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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