So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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