Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Come on in and take your pants off
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