i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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