So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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