Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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