I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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