? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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