its not stalking. its research.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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