he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This is the high leading the old right now
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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