I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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