Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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