Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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